here’s the sceneI’m on a bus with my cuz,the bus makes a screeching halt at one of the signals,i look out and what do i see..BLIND PEOPLE BEGGING…WHAT THEY CRAZY OR SOMETHING..HOW D FUCK DID THEY THINK BEGGING AT A SIGNAL WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA…I MEAN THEY ARE BLIND.THEY COULD GET KILLED IN A SNAP OF MY FINGER…god bless them…
Oct
18
i mean seriously,its the 10th month of the year and i can recollect only
namastey london
life in a metro (chak de also but i’ve not seen that movie)
namesake
shootout at lokhandwala
hardly any good music this yr
something which is caught on is,is copying movies,this was way too famous earlier too but atleast they were done in a proper way..the last 4 movies i saw have been total copyies of some movie i.e
Partner=hitch
heyy baby=3men and a baby
dhamal=various english movies
dhol=various movie
bhool bhulaiya=chandramukhi=manichitrathazhu
these 4 movies above have been horrible remakes or copies or whatever…what were they thinking,that they could do it better??if they think they can make the movie a hit by bringing srk in they are wrong,the indian public is actually demanding for quality films..
and then i saw laaga chunari mein daag and ta ra rum pum both yash chopra films and look how horrible they were…
whats happened to the industry… last year there were so many movies and this year ,yuck…i’m dissapointed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep
24
yea..let me take a minute to celebrate being the “proud” customer of the worlds largest telecom company!!
well now since they are the worlds largest telecom company we expect something from that..better service,better quality,better coverage and better everything..hope it happens or else lots of disappoinment
one thing i’m happy abt is that the colour is no longer that filthy pink!!! and its red,anything is better than pink..
dam!n the pugs still there..
Sep
15
has it really been that long since i last posted on my blog…it really does not feel like so long time ago…well,now come to think of it..yeah..lots of shit has been happened these last few weeks..crazy stuff i tell u…things that my regular (non)blog readers know abt…….
i had taken this video in skl few days back and that day itself was a shitty day..
1st of all the day is supposed to be off
2nd some teacher comes up starts shouting that u guys are in 12th dont deserve a holiday etc etc bull shit!!and tells to attend “special”class on the day from 9-11:30
i go like what the fuck!!i’m not attending this stupid “special” class
the next min hes standing infront of me speaking with his teeth glued together”mind it,u know what i can do to ur board marks”
n i go fuck!! i HAVE to attend the special class
but thats not the best part(me attending a class when i could sleep)
its that he called us at bloody 9am we all sit there till 9:30am and we notice no teacher in the class yet..so ppl started speaking getting irritated loosing their cool,restless untill at 11:00 am sharp a pune enters and tells the following words that shockes the whole class”u all can go home NOW”
now all hell broke loose i have proof,its quite self explanatory
Jul
02
what grinds my gears is that,why is it in our country that suicide is punishable by law n this can happen only if u fail at it,right?so a guy who wwants to die cannot even die properly and if he tries to do so and by anychance if he survives he will be behind bars…how stupid could dis get..
Bhanu and shreya one day when u guys become judges or something pls change this law…….
Jun
21
The whole summer n i mean WHOLE summer i spent in chennai for the 1st time…always heard that it gets really hot down here but finally experienced it this year,and let me tell u this nothing could have prepared me for the heat in my city chennai…
alas from past four days the weather has been good..been raining and rest overcast…
the actual temperature (the temperature where u wont sweat at all)dropped today when it rained all day long and is still raining at a steady rate…
it was fun in class…with perfect rain not to light that its useless and not to heavy to disrupt normal life,perfect lighting ,again not to dark so that u cant see anything and not too bright,the wind perfect,not too mild dat it does not even move a feather and not to windy so that it throws in rain water so that it just becomes irritating……
PERFECT WEATHER
imagine if the two things i love the most come together…i.e CARS(Driving)+THIS WEATHER=fun+pleasure+exciting and what not………
hope the saga continues…hope the weather remains the same planning to take pictures over the weekend …and hope the pictures turn out to be good(note to self:control the use of the word ‘hope’)
P.S:i like the song rain drop falling on my head….
Jun
17
these are a few lines that a came across and boy wont it be fun trying them out….
IN A PLANE
Give someone a coin, saying “Heads, I detonate the bomb. Tails, I don’t”
Explain how, one time, the plane was crashing and the oxygen masks didn’t come out, ’cause they aren’t really reliable, and that if the plane was to crash, everyone would die
Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar
Lean back in your seat, fold your arms behind your head and exclaim, “Thank God for auto-pilot, eh?”
Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.
Snap Polaroids of him or her. Pull out an empty photo album and arrange the pictures inside it. Tuck the album under your jacket and say, “You know, in some cultures they believe that when you take a person’s photograph…you own their soul…,” while smiling maniacally.
GENERALLY
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. “I’m Bob, nice to meet you…” “PROVE IT!”)
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Look at your hand in amazement and say, “Whoa, I never knew I had this!”
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up
Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, “Do you know the muffin man?”
things to say:
Would you look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
We’re planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship next Tuesday — wanna come?
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man next to me!
to a pizza guy:
Answer their questions with questions.
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask if they’re familiar with the term “spanking a pizza.” Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask the man/woman if they can sculpt the pizza into your favorite celebrity.
Dance all around the word “pizza.” Avoid saying it at all costs. If (s)he says it, say, “Please don’t mention that word.”
Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, “Where was I? Who are you?”
If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every minute or two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Start the conversation by reciting today’s date and saying, “This may be my last entry.”
at a date:
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you’ll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it.
Read a newspaper or book during the meal. Ignore your date.
Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend you don’t know what they are talking about.
Eat everything on your plate within 30 seconds of it being placed in front of you.
Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.
Order for your date. Order something nasty.
Lick your plate. Offer to lick theirs.
Take a break, and go into the restroom. When you return to the table, throw a spare pair of underwear on the back of one of the chairs. Insist that they just need airing out.
Feed imaginary friends, or toy dolls you’ve brought along.
Jun
15
that exactly is my question here………
orkut,sms,cellphone,email,voip……so many things……remembering a friend who u havent kept in touch with and dont know where to begin,no problem leave him a scrap….
thought of a cousin in bombay,no problem call them up on their number..
a friend on an international tour n u gotta know what he been doing,guess what,no problem chat with him through any messenger…
parents in america,no problem use skype to talk and there is always a webcam……
GETTING THE POINT I”M TRYIN TO MAKE HERE,ANYONE!!..
should i say CAN u realy miss anyone..
with all this technology kickin in,its impossible to actually miss someone..its like its challengin u…
i’m not saying its a bad thing just that the children of today wont know how exactly that feeling is of missing someone..hows the feeling is when meeting the person after a long time..how much happier they could be..the real feeling is not there…we’ll never know..they’ll never know……
Jun
02
I am sure of it that those two words(or atleast other such words)would have come out of every person who would have been using the road today…
It was amazing almost all(my guess 94.59%)the motorised two wheelers were wearing a helmet..dam good..i hope that it continues and not like after a month no one wears the helmet…
what people really dont understand is that it REALLY helps if u wear it.if u dont like the helmet dont use the bike use other means of transport(car,bus,train&famous auto rikshaws)
you should have seen the shops in the thousandlights area there was a mob outside each n everysingle store..kinda liked that system 1st time seeing in chennai,the crowd waiting out in a ORDERLY MANNER waiting for their turn to get into the shop generally seen it in other countries during x’mas sale n all…
oh and one more thing that the media dint publicize…yest which was june 1st was also the day when seat belts were to come into play..but i guess that dint work out that well…dint see anyone being stopped for that…
(now where is the law where they allow booze at restaurants)
UPDATE :according to THE HINDU it was more that 90%
AT A LOOSE END 